*moves vibrating playstation controller near my crotch area*
(Source: basedgosh, via tumbledore-)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday
(via justsuckmyduck)
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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- student finance: how many times did your dog blink during the tax year 2011-2012
(Source: westwingstory, via elphieyero)
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
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i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population
but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to
ALKSDJFLADSJFLJASLDJF;KSADJFLJSDLKFJS
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR
UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW
THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN
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